How Texas Republicans Have Divided Their Time So Far This Legislative Session: - Ignoring the Funding of Public Education 46% - Handing out Special Favors for Campaign Contributors 11% - Solving non-Existent "Problems" to Appease Their Base 25% - Taking Real Problems and Fucking Them Up Worse 8% - Figuring Out How to Gerrymander Districts for More Dictatorial Power 10%