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Get out that duct tape and plastic sheeting

Posted by WhosPlayin on 2009/4/27 4:43:51 (1191 reads)

The United States declared a public health emergency today because of an outbreak of H1N1 swine flu that is not affected by this years' influenza vaccine.

So, break out that duct tape and plastic, seal up your house, stockpile food, medicine, drugs and ammunition to shoot all of the looters and zombies.

Also, you could just wash your hands frequently and stay home if you feel sick.

Oh, and yes, the right-wing radio fear machine has started with their panic and blame on terrorists/illegal aliens/liberals/scientists already:

Hey "Weiner", chill out. If you were going to catch something at a restaurant, you would have caught it long ago, since I'm sure you many of them spit in your food - illegal alien or not.

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