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The Nimrods Never Cease to Amaze Me
Posted by WhosPlayin on 2007/7/27 8:50:00 (1123 reads)

If you were linked here from a blog posting about supposed Syrian Nuclear Fuel Reprocessing for Iran, you've been suckered.

On the brighter side, aren't you glad this isn't true?

These pictures are actually taken at a water treatment plant in North Texas, as explained by one of our readers who emailed us the pictures:

This is my hello you stupid ass people joke; I could do this all day long on any false flag pretext to start a war of aggression to get the good shit someone else has. These jokes are easy perpetuating because I live in the stupidest state in the union and my country is number 35 in the top 50 intellectually advanced nations. I just noticed I put in a picture of a couple of cylinders at the now defunct Denton Bio Diesel plant used to filter chicken and steak bones.

These are pictures, some are underground, of a small water treatment plant serving 27 Texas towns; I sent it to several people explaining it was a Syrian nuke plant, all but one believed me; he recognized some one he went to school with. We used Saudi Arabia as a staging area to attack Iraq in G W 1 based on aerial photos of the entire Iraq army on their border ready to attack. One thing of many missing in the Syrian photos is shadows that some objects, the building, cast while others have shadows. I have a bridge to sell.


It is truly unfortunate that Americans have become so accustomed to believing everything they watch on TV or read on the internet. Somehow, as our elected officials were busy debating on whether or not to teach "Creation science" or that condoms prevent pregnancy and STDs, they neglected to teach critical thinking.

What I did here was to take our reader's joke, and throw in some scientific-sounding bullshit. I edited the photos of the Americans touring a water treatment plant in North Texas, to remove the non-burqa-wearing woman showing cleavage, and crop out the Levi's jeans they were wearing, which should have been a dead giveaway to anyone paying attention.

Hopefully you didn't go and email this tall tale to all of your friends. Then again, if you clicked the link from the article to this post, then you're 90% smarter than most folks.

Think.

P.S. "Al-Bandini in the Shi'anola' district?" If you believe that, you don't know shit from Shinola™.


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